Every so often, I think of great ideas for films that minutes later reveal themselves to either be terrible, weird or unfilmable. Rather than letting them disappear into the ether, I am committed to writing them down, so that future generations will remember my ponderous plots, senseless scenes and head hurting histories.
No. 1: ‘Loons
Everyone in the world wakes up to discover their heads have been replaced by balloons. There is then a race against time to discover the cause before everyone’s noodle deflates.
Key scene: Upon meeting the villianous Dr. Helium, our hero decapitates him, cuasing his head to float gently into the sky.
The Gifted Babies 